Despite pulling an all-nighter fact checkers cannot keep up with Paul Ryan’s fantasy world. With Isaac fallout coverage stomping all over the GOP Veepster on cable news today, maybe he should have given last night’s acceptance speech hip deep in flood water blaming Obama for the weather.
- Ryan blames Isaac on Obama and his ‘government planners’ at National Hurricane Center. Fact checkers scrambling.
- Ryan says Michelle Obama encourages obesity by talking so much about food, just makes the kids hungry.
- Ryan energizes birthers, claims Kenya first annexed Hawaii, demands proof it didn’t happen. Fact checkers stumped.
- Now that Ryan has opened way for Obama-blame time traveling why not accuse prez of looting Al Capone’s vault? Geraldo vindicated!
- Ryan suggestion for Clint Eastwood’s speech tonight: Announce ‘Dirty Harry’ sequel chasing Obama welfare cheats — call it Magnum Racist.
- Exasperated fact checkers to create new category for Ryan: “Dumb Ass Crazy”
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Paul Ryan on the ticket guarantees that my Obama ’12 sticker stays on the car window through election day…
Bill Nye says it like it is toward Todd Akin.
http://dailycurrant.com/2012/08/30/bill-nye-blasts-todd-akin-challenges-debate/
- Bravo, Bravo.
- What’s the difference between Satire, and Obama and Romney approved news?
More Fact Checking: Paul Ryan and the Stimulus budget
Blitzer, CNN, and the abdication of responsibility to report the news.
Blitzer and BS
Ryan speech attracts fewer viewers than Palin
I guess lying has become less popular
Craig…. LOL!
So it’s ol’ Eastwood…. surprised they didn’t exhume Ronnie Reagan and prop him up beside Ann tonight.
Rick thought the surprise would be Poppy… but I said no… they’d never let that old tax raiser on the stage.
Exasperated fact checkers to create new category for Ryan: “Dumb Ass Crazy”
I think it may make it into the next Websters
Clint Eastwood is a good family man, he is trying to drum-up some ratings for wife Dina’s boring reality show while it is circling the drain. He knows what the loyal can’ts did for DWTS and Bristol Palin.
blitzer interviewing ryan right now, first question: “How pumped are you?” Ryan: “Really pumped”
RR…I had heard Clint Eastwood for some time, but was hoping for the Ronald Reagan hologram.
as soon as blitzer asks tough questions, RNC turns up volume for singing group rehearsing in the background.
How is Wolfie fact checking that one, Craig?
maybe he really meant pumped full of hot air
VIEWERS: Sarah Palin (37.2 million), Paul Ryan (20 million) — Businessweek
Economist: Medicaid Nation
Which states have the least health insurance?
The makers mark people should ask for their money back from Carville Matalin that is the worst ad
excerpts of Mitt’s speech tonight here
Why have Clint Eastwood speak, when smel gibson is sooooo much more representative of regurglicans’ family values, and their racial and religious tolerance?
Poor Choice of Words by Romney:
“Four years ago, I know that many Americans felt a fresh excitement about the possibilities of a new president.“
It doesn’t matter that the ripper tent has been too small to win an election since 1988.
After the election, the ripper party hacks and mainspring media will invent all sorts of reasons for willard’s failure, and assiduously ignore the shrinking ripper tent.
What matters to the party hacks is their ability to keep stirring up the psychos and keep the B!LL!ONA!RE$ writing those huge checks. Especially the latter.
Who cares if rippers insult women, throw peanuts and animal insults at Blacks, threaten to deport all Hispanics (except rubio), and refer to the US as a Christian nation. What REEEEEAAAALLLLLY matters is that those checks keep rolling in.
Okay, I don’t know about the peanut throwing and insulting of the african-american woman…tell me, please.
I would love to see Clint be honest re his thoughts re repubs
cuz I doubt he likes much of what he sees.
Tweety just did such a stupid thing re teachers -- said how much the schools are bad in dc et al. He praised Jeb!
Ed and Al are trying to dig tweety out of his ditch. Tweety is buying the lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New repub slogan: The only thing we’ll regulate is your sex lives!
I think we should issue a challenge to the DNC to prove they’re trying to stop voter suppression AND to make a big noise re mitt’s dishonest mass tax return which he was allowed to fix and re-file. Wake those sob’s up! What the hell are they doing?
Damn I have to change the channel…I can’t stand to look at them when the mute is ON,
Bethy
Black CNN camerawoman on the convention floor had peanuts thrown at her with remarks about “this is the way we feed the animals”. Security threw them out.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/30/cnn-camerawoman-peanuts-rnc_n_1843576.html
How Tax Code benefitted Bain Capital
Never thought the words Clint Eastwood and pathetic would go together. That was just sad.
So are you going to vote now, Mr. Crawford? I mean, your bias is showing a little, which is cool, diggin’ it…
I will say I had to get through half of today’s blog post to ascertain the tone of it, of which (the process, that is) I’m not a huge fan. Just my $0.02.
Anybody who really likes Zeppelin has smoked weed, by the way. Just throwing that out there.
If guns are outlawed, then only the Outlaw Josey Wales will have guns.
Million Dollar Baby in Offshore Accounts.
For a Few Tax Dollars Less.
Any Which Way but Truth.
Ok, I could go on, and on, and on…
Rubio follows Ryan’s lead. Whadda buncha bullshit. Romney’s father and mother’s families wre from Britain annd in America since the 1600s. His grandparents were american polygamist expats who fled Mexico BACK to the US during the Mexican revolution. More fucking repugn lies. Jesus H. Christ!!! You just have to go to fucking wiki to uncover their lies. Good night and good luck.
I thought ole clint’s eyes looked really bad. I don’t know what he said. I’ll bet didn’t help mitt as much as tweety did. Why did he have to shoot off his mouth there? I think koolaid is next on his menu.
Paint Your Wagon Gold and Silver
A Fistful of Dollars doesn’t neet any changes
The Good The Bad and The Ugly Americans
The chair talks back
https://twitter.com/InvisibleObama
We’re Ending Medicare
(co-starring Richard Burton)
Nice work, Jamie. We’ve bonded.
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