If the government shuts down where will Ted Cruz be able to keep reading “Green Eggs and Ham” to us?
This is a serious problem, folks, because your nation’s Capitol cannot function without loose-eyed, slack-jawed senators and representatives roaming the grounds wailing about the coming apocalypse that is Obamacare.
Imagine the dangers to our lives and livestock if uninsured folks actually get coverage after Obamacare is soon unleashed upon the land. Without an open Senate floor for Cruz to read fairy tales to us we could be oblivious to the meltdown of no longer subsidizing emergency room care for the uninsured with our tax dollars.
And without Cruz on C-SPAN talking to himself will we miss the obvious horror of people with pre-existing conditions wrecking our fragile insurance industry with outrageous medical claims?
How about all those 20-somethings now able to leech on their parents’ insurance plans? Cruz can’t stop the madness if the Senate shuts down.
No more donut holes for retirees? Shameful. They can’t afford whole donuts on a fixed income. Everybody knows that.
Yes, we need to keep the government open so that Sen. Cruz can keep talking — and kill off what’s left of his party.